Your daily dose of useless bullshit!
2016-02-03

OMG!
This is a close up photo of a marijuana smoker.

That must have hurt!

If you ever decide to shave your private parts, don't make the same mistake as one guy on Reddit once did. The story was recounted from his girlfriend's perspective. She had jokingly persuaded him to shave his left bum cheek. He consequently decided to go all the way, and shaved off all his pubes. Once he had finished, the couple sat down to enjoy some Netflix and chill, eating Chili Nacho's under a blanket. The guy didn't wash his fingers after the meal and gave his nether regions a good scratch. The woman heard a howl of pain and she spent the rest of the evening looking at her man "bathing his junk in a bowl of milk".

Honey and Bee Fun Fact

Two tablespoons of honey would be enough to fuel a bee's entire flight around the world.

Have a great day !

People hate alarm clocks only in 2 situations: when it rings and when it doesnt.

A little good in a bad situation :D

The owners of the pornographic website called pornhub sent one of their users a new computer after he broke his laptop. The man was enjoying their Website when his mother started coming up the stairs. He tried switching off his computer but it froze. The proceeded to break his laptop. When Pornhub heard what had happened, they sent him a brand new computer.

Not too late to be a movie star!

You and Leo DiCaprio have one thing in common: You've both won the same amount of Oscars =)

What's your name?! ;)

If your name is uncommon and exotic, there is a larger chance of you being mentally ill.

That must have hurt!

If you ever decide to shave your private parts, don't make the same mistake as one guy on Reddit once did. The story was recounted from his girlfriend's perspective. She had jokingly persuaded him to shave his left bum cheek. He consequently decided to go all the way, and shaved off all his pubes. Once he had finished, the couple sat down to enjoy some Netflix and chill, eating Chili Nacho's under a blanket. The guy didn't wash his fingers after the meal and gave his nether regions a good scratch. The woman heard a howl of pain and she spent the rest of the evening looking at her man "bathing his junk in a bowl of milk".

Cute!

This cat is conquering the internet! 11 year old Banya always looks surprised! All because of a grey spot of fur just below her mouth, which makes the cat look incredibly cute.

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