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If you ever decide to shave your private parts, don't make the same mistake as one guy on Reddit once did. The story was recounted from his girlfriend's perspective. She had jokingly persuaded him to shave his left bum cheek. He consequently decided to go all the way, and shaved off all his pubes. Once he had finished, the couple sat down to enjoy some Netflix and chill, eating Chili Nacho's under a blanket. The guy didn't wash his fingers after the meal and gave his nether regions a good scratch. The woman heard a howl of pain and she spent the rest of the evening looking at her man "bathing his junk in a bowl of milk".